I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it's like iHOP with fire
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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