it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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