well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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