oh god the rape fog is back!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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