all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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