so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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