I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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