brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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