Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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