he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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