I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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