so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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