ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
this will be a night to untag.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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