I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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