Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
false alarm. still invincible.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
