Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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