Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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