She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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