Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no, he came in my armpit
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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