I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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