Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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