We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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