elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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