Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I wear drunk well.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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