Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
