My sheets look like a crime scene.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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