I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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