Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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