I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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