Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How's work?
Spinning.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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