why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
