does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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