your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
