I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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