So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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