I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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