i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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