Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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