That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
