Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I will pee on everything he values.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
