I only kidnapped one of them. chill
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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