He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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