Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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