I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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