Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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