He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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