they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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