Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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