She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love accidental penises.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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