let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My feet surprised me
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