she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize