Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
