its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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