everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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