so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
as a side note pls kill me
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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